
Title: The birds and the bees according to Jakotsu
Author: kira
Rating: Adult
Characters: Jakotsu/Bankotsu
Genre, AU/Canon, etc.: crack!humor, precanon-verse
Words: 888
Summary: Never nookie cuz you might wind up with an ass baby…
Warnings: none
Author’s note: Special thanks to Hime-sama for coming up with the title for this fic.
This also takes place during the events that happened in my fic, “Knocked up Joke.” No former knowledge of that fic is needed to enjoy this. If you’re wondering about it, Jak had food poisoning while away with Ren on a mission. Ren uses that as a way to get back at Ban as well as Jak for being a pain in his butt, by having Jak pretend he’s pregnant to get Ban to dote on him again.
FYI: “Hermadingle” is Jak’s word for hermaphrodite.
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