kiramaru7 | Cross-posted from Hentai Contest

Title: Scratching the Itch
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Roy/Ed/Riza
Genres: romance
Warnings: none
Word Count: 3718
Summary:
Author’s note: Thank you to my beta, Jen, for pinking this & helping me keep everyone in character as I only know the fandom from reading ficcage & watching a handful of episodes. XD I also want to thank Jen for coming up a good title for this. :D
For Angel…

Riza looked over at her superior officer, who was scowling at the paperwork on his desk, and sighed. Roy had been having a bad week, with nothing going his way, and then there was the undercurrent of extra thick sexual tension between him and Ed that seemed to have no outlet. It seemed that her choices were either do something about it, or watch him make everyone in the office crazy. She had tried taking care of things with Roy in bed, but she could tell he was just going through the motions, leaving them both frustrated instead of sated, not to mention making things tenser than ever.

She sat at her desk, staring off into space while she thought this out, her paperwork neglected. As she watched the two men, it slowly dawned on her that she should try and get them together. A few stolen kisses and awkward gropes had apparently made things all the worse between them. The way they were looking at each other now, Riza thought they were going to ravage each other as well as the office. Since she had no desire to be in the middle of the scene of destruction, she wracked her brain for some way to ease their tension, when it suddenly occurred to her to try a three-some. She figured that way she could temper their eagerness and keep them both from getting hurt. Besides, the idea of helping Roy to defile Winry’s boyfriend was kind of a turn-on. Riza decided to mention it to Roy over dinner. The sooner they could set this up, the better for all involved.

Riza thought the day had dragged on for what felt like forever, before it was time to go home. “Ready to go to dinner, Colonel?” she asked, setting her pen down and gathering her paperwork together. When Roy grunted in reply, Riza got up and walked over to him while Ed beat a hasty retreat. “Roy?” she said softly, finally getting his attention.

“Hmmm?” Roy looked up at her.

“I have something I want to discuss over dinner.”

“I have shit I still need to do.”

Riza rolled her eyes at him. “Colonel, you know as well as I do that that paperwork will still be here in the morning.” She smiled. “Besides, I think this is something you’d want to hear.”

“Yeah?”

She nodded. “Now put those files away and get your jacket and let’s go.”

“I need to-”

“You need to listen to me, colonel, and get up off your ass and take me to dinner like you promised.” She softened her stern expression with a smile. “If you’re good, I’ll go to the ladies’ room and take off my panties.”

Roy gave her one of his best cocky grins as he closed the file on his desk and put it and the others away.

“That’s better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to use the ladies’ room,” she said as she turned to go. Glad she had worn a skirt today, Riza put an extra bit of sway to her hips as she sauntered out of there. She knew damned well, he was admiring the view, and she decided to milk it for what it was worth. Outside the office, she hurried off to the bathroom, intent on keeping her promise.

Riza pushed her way through the heavy door of the ladies’ room. She didn’t bother going into a stall, instead, she hiked her pencil slim skirt up and pushed her panties down. It took a bit of maneuvering, but she got them off, and smoothing the lines of her skirt, she opened the bathroom door. There was Roy, waiting for her, and as he moved aside, she discreetly handed him the bit of black silk and lace otherwise known as her panties.

He grinned. “Does this mean I get to snack on you on the way over to the restaurant?”

“Not unless you want to give Havoc a show or worse, cause him to have an accident.”

“Damn.”

“You’ll live, Colonel, and dessert back at my place will taste all the sweeter for it.” Riza gave him a knowing look as they walked outside headquarters towards where Jean waited with the car.

“I guess I don’t have a choice, hunh?”

“Nope.”

Roy surprised them both by taking the keys from Havoc and driving to the restaurant. It was a pleasant drive spent in companionable silence which suited Riza just fine. She stared out the window, watching the scenery go by, trying to figure out a way to bring up her proposal to Roy. Her main concern was keeping everyone from getting hurt or regretting it in the end.

Several minutes had passed before Riza realized Roy had parked the car and was sitting there, smirking at her. She sighed. “I’m fine, Colonel,” she said, answering his unspoken question. “I think we should go inside and eat.” Riza opened the car door and stepped out onto the pavement. Shutting the car door, she met his gaze across the roof of the car.

“Okay.”

Roy was by her side in what felt like an instant and together they entered the restaurant. They sat at their usual table in the corner; a quiet place for lovers or for those engaged in business, who did not want to be disturbed. After placing their order, Riza looked Roy straight in the eye and said, “I’m tired of all the tension at work, and I’ve come to the conclusion, Colonel, that it’s only going to get worse until you two come to some sort of an agreement. I think you should, or maybe we should, get together with Ed and let nature take its course.”

“Are you suggesting what I think you are, Riza?”

Riza nodded. “We can invite him for dinner at my place. I don’t think it matters what you say to him, sir, or how you say it, because Ed needs or wants this as much as you do. And before you ask about how I fit into all this,” she smiled, “someone needs to be there to make sure you two don’t destroy the place.”

Roy laughed. “Sounds like a plan.”

She shrugged. “It was either that or shoot you both, sir.”

Before he could reply, the waiter brought their dinner, not that it mattered as things were settled. While they ate, they made the usual small talk, but Riza could see Roy was a lot more relaxed than he had been for the past few days now that a decision of sorts had been made. She did not know whether to be amused or saddened by it, but put it out her mind as the change was good. By the time dinner was over and they had ordered dessert, Riza knew he would be staying the night.

Their dessert soon arrived and as they lingered over it, Roy turned on his boyish charm. Friends as well as lovers, Riza always watched his back and had a knack for always knowing what to do make him feel better. Scratching his “Ed itch” was exactly what he needed and if it was going to happen, Roy knew she would be the one to make it so. “Ready to go?” he asked, after covering the check.

“Yeah…”

As they left the restaurant, a light rain was falling, which threatened to put a damper on things. Roy hated the rain, but she took his hand and pulled him along towards the car, ignoring his protests. Inside the car, she said, “I thought you wanted dessert, sir.” A faint smirk tugged her lips upwards in what passed for a smile.

Roy chuckled in reply, and turning towards her, he leaned in and kissed her.

Breaking the kiss, Riza murmured against his lips, “Not here, Colonel…”

“Why not…?”

“Because I’d rather keep things like this private for one thing,” she said as she pulled back from him, “and for another, I like this restaurant and want to be able to show my face in here again, sir…”

Snorting in amusement, Roy sat back and started the car. He pulled out of the parking lot and onto the street, taking his time in getting back to Riza’s place. Now that things were settled where Ed was concerned, he decided to spend the night leisurely making love to her.

Riza watched the scenery go by, lost in thought. She wondered if she was doing the right thing by suggesting a threesome, and yet, Roy did seem happier now. She listened to the wipers beat out a counter rhythm to the song that was on the radio. It was one of her favorites and it recalled a happier time for the two of them, when he was her father’s student and they were both so young and innocent. It was just as the song ended that she realized she was home. “Colonel…?”

“I thought about sitting here waiting for the rain to stop too, but I think we should go inside. Black Hayate probably needs to be walked.”

Riza nodded. She gave him a brief smile, before getting out of the car. The two hurried inside. Greeting her dog, she said, “I’ll be a few minutes, sir.”

“You don’t want me to come with you?”

“I’ll be fine, Colonel. It’s not like I’ve never done this before.”

“Hurry back.”

“I fully intend to, sir.”

Riza grabbed the leash and left, leaving Roy alone in her apartment. He made himself at home, like had done on numerous occasions before this. While he waited for her to come back, he got up and walked over to the front window. It gave a clear view of the street and he was able to watch Riza. So what should have been a surprise, her chance meeting with Ed, upon her return, was a known quantity. Maybe the rain wasn’t so bad after all… he thought.

Riza returned a few minutes later with Ed in tow. The boy was soaked to the skin, having gone out in the rain to look for Roy. Apparently the Führer wanted to see him first thing in the morning, but Ed had no further details. “Are you sure he wanted to see me?”

“Very sure, sir.”

Roy and Riza exchanged glances.

“You really should get out of those wet clothes, Ed,” Riza said. “And have you had dinner?”

“Yeah…”

Ed took off his coat and looked for a place to hang it, before Riza took it from him. She wondered, on her way to get him a towel, if she should just send the two of them to her bedroom and be done with it, but something about the way Roy would glance over at him with a predatory look in his eye, stopped her. She returned a few minutes later with a towel and one of Roy’s robes to change into. “The bathroom’s down the hall and you can leave your wet things in there, or you can bring them here and we’ll hag them in the kitchen to dry.” She handed him the towel and robe.

“Thanks.” Ed took the proffered items, before disappearing down the hall.

Riza shook her head at Roy, who looked like a little kid with a truckload of Christmas presents under the tree. Sighing softly, she walked over to the liquor cabinet. Opening it, she took out a bottle of brandy and three snifters. Bringing them over to where Roy sat, she poured him a glass, handing it to him. She also poured one for herself. Sipping it, she waited until they heard Ed’s soft footsteps heading toward them. “Ed, would you like some brandy?” she asked. “It’ll help warm you up.”

Ed, carrying his wet clothes, nodded.

Riza poured him some, and getting up, she brought the glass over to him. An awkward dance began between them as they shuffled Ed’s wet clothes and the brandy, before they both disappeared into the kitchen.

Roy waited in the living room, trying to keep his excitement in check. He sipped his brandy, the warmth radiating through him, as he let his thoughts drift to the three of them in bed. By the time they had returned, he was ready to hop into bed for a leisurely romp, but he kept his face carefully neutral. The last thing he wanted was to scare the boy off, not that consoling himself in Riza’s arms was a bad thing, but he really wanted a taste of Ed.

“Colonel?” Riza said upon their return, pulling Roy from his reverie, “If you don’t mind, I’m going to go to my room and change into something more comfortable than this so-called uniform.”

Roy nodded and sipped his brandy. He watched her go and he wondered if Ed would mind if she was there with them in bed. Roy had noticed that the more brandy he drank, the bolder the young alchemist’s glances at him became. The way things were going, it looked like a fun time would be had by all, in one form or another.

Black Hayate followed to her room, curling up in his basket, while Riza looked in her dresser for her favorite pair of trousers. Finding them, she tossed them on her bed. As she walked over to the bed, Riza unbuttoned her skirt and pulled down the zipper. She stepped out of it and hung it back up in her closet along with her uniform jacket. Shimmying out of her slip, she half expected Roy to come in with her panties and when he did not, she sat on her bed and took her time removing her stockings. Riza figured he was either being polite or otherwise occupied. By the time she removed her garter belt and put it away, she was certain he had started things without her. She pulled on her trousers and padded barefooted out her bedroom.

Much to Roy’s delight as well as amusement, Ed had wasted no time in letting the older alchemist know what he wanted. A few hurried kisses later, and Ed was sitting on the sofa, with the robe open and Roy happily on his knees, sucking him off. It was a stolen moment, hurried with the fumbling awkwardness of youth and Roy could not be happier. His head bobbing up and down, he did all those things to Ed that he knew felt good, and judging by the strangled moans, Ed thought it was good too. By the time Roy realized Riza was standing in the doorway, waiting until they were finished before entering the living room, Ed was spurting his hot bitter essence all over the warm confines of his mouth. When the younger alchemist was finished, Roy pulled back with a loud slurp and swallowed. “Ed, we have company…” he said softly as a cocky grin pulled the corners of his mouth upwards.

“What?!” Ed was flustered and adorably beet red.

“Relax, Ed, I just wanted my book.” Riza calmly walked in, ignoring Ed’s frantic attempts at modesty. She headed right towards them, and retrieving her book from the side table, said, “You two can use my bedroom, if you’d think you’d be more comfortable.”

“Only if you’ll join us, right, Ed?” Roy said smoothly, turning on the charm.

“Uh, yeah, sure…”

And that was how Riza found herself in bed with them. She was flat on her back, Roy riding her hard. She could almost forget it was not just the two of them, but Ed was busy stroking himself, the sounds of their lovemaking making him hard again. She left the younger alchemist to his own devices, and putting him out of her mind, Riza lay back to enjoy the ride. Roy knew how to hit all the right spots and he sent wave after wave of pleasure down her spine to pool deep within her belly. While he grunted softly in her ear, Riza felt the first of several mind blowing orgasms build up inside her.

Ed lay off to the side on Riza’s bed, the coolness of his automail hand doing little to lessen his desire. He felt a sharp pang of jealousy when Riza’s mewling sounds of pleasure grew louder. He wanted Roy and he wanted him now, but he also felt insecure about being so painfully inexperienced. However, Ed found watching the two of them go at it a definite turn-on. He continued to stroke himself, and feeling a bit bolder, Ed looked over at Roy and Riza. He was sure the play of emotion on their faces as they raced towards their climaxes was mirrored on his own and he wondered what it would be like to have sex with someone. Moaning softly, he watched as Riza wrapped her legs around Roy and came hard.

Riza closed her eyes and panted. She did not know, or for that matter cared, if having their special audience made it better or what, all she knew was that Roy was on top of his game. She felt him cum a few minutes later as he thrust hard into her. Riza kissed his cheek as he nuzzled her. Flashing Roy a wicked grin, Riza turned her head in Ed’s direction. “It’s your turn, Ed,” she said, her voice a deep, sultry purr.

Ed blushed. He was not sure how to proceed in this instance and he hesitated until Roy pulled out and rolled off her. Ed had heard the jokes in the office about sloppy seconds and how nasty they were, but something about the way Riza lay there, all warm and inviting, got him finally moving. He moved between her legs and looked down at her naked body, noting how flushed her skin was and how damp the soft tangle of curls around her open sex was. Ed let out a soft moan when Riza hiked herself up on her elbows and he reached out to fondle a breast. He blushed when she chuckled; pulling his hand away as if touching her had burned him. But the next thing he knew, she was wrapping her hand around his, as he held his cock in his hand, and was guiding him towards her sex. Ed moaned as he pushed himself inside. Riza felt slick and wet and oh so good, as nature took over and he got a bit of a clumsy rhythm going. He was a bit disappointed to climax so soon, but Ed didn’t care. When he rolled off of Riza, he lay sandwiched between them and it was not long before Roy was caressing him.

Roy loved how cool Ed felt to the touch, and how hard his lithe, young body was. He had propped himself up on his side, his head resting on his upturned palm. Roy liked how he could watch Ed as well as Riza this way. He tweaked Ed’s nipple, loving the way the young alchemist bit back a moan. Growing bolder and more impatient, Roy reached down between Ed’s legs and fondled his heavy sac. He gently caressed the velvety soft skin until it lost most of its wrinkles due to the heat of his fingers on the delicate skin. Ed finally let lose a moan as Roy teased the area around his tight entrance. As much as he wanted to push his fingers inside, Roy knew he had to take things slow. Showing a rare bit of common sense in the bedroom, he did just that and with Riza’s help, they worked at a leisurely pace until they had Ed just where he wanted him, a writhing mewling mess, just begging to be taken.

Roy rolled over and got the lube out of the bedside table’s drawer. He sat up when he saw Ed on his hands and knees, waiting for Roy to have his way with him, so Roy wasted no time in lubing them both up. He got behind Ed and slowly pushed inside. He showed remarkable restraint, by letting Ed set the pace, giving the young alchemist time to get used to his cock. After what felt like hours, but was simply mere minutes, Roy drew back, before pushing back inside. Getting a low moan form Ed in reply, the flame alchemist built his rhythm.

Riza lay on her side and watched as they went at it. She saw Roy’s strong fingers were gripping Ed’s hips tightly like he never wanted to let go, the muscles in his thighs trembling as he kept himself from rushing too fast over the edge. She noticed Ed was enjoying himself to the point of bucking backwards to meet each of Roy’s thrusts. As she watched, she noticed that it would not be long before they both climaxed, especially since Roy was now leaning forward and stroking Ed’s cock in time to his thrusts. Finding the scene before her enthralling, Riza reached between her thighs and fingered her slick folds.

Roy moaned. Ed was just too tight and unable to hold on any longer, he came hard, squeezing Ed’s cock as he climaxed. It seemed to be exactly what Ed needed as he too, came hard, coating the flame alchemist’s hand with steaming jets of his sticky, white essence. Roy collapsed onto his side, pulling Ed along with him. Both of them lay there, panting and still joined as one as they watched Riza pleasure herself.

She lay there, rubbing her core and rolling her nipple between her finger and thumb. Riza replayed the night’s recent event in her head and it added to her pleasure. She moaned softly, feeling her orgasm building inside her. Riza rubbed her slick folds harder and harder as she fell over the edge in one of those mindless, toe-curling orgasms. Flushed and sated, she lay back, panting as she basked in her afterglow. A dip in the bed and the soft patter of bare feet and she knew the guys had gone to go clean up. By the time they had returned, Riza was starting to doze off. Their quiet murmuring lulling her to sleep, she barely noticed they back in bed, snuggling with her as they too, were tired. As the rain continued to fall, they drifted off to sleep, content and sated from the night’s events.