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Lewdly Tripping
Yozak tripped along deadly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Conrad, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a bee bear hopping along, carrying a panties in its mouth.
Yozak was almost under the stars when he came across a handsome cake, lying alone on a muscular plate. "That must be a treat from my sunny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked gorgeous, so he ate it.
It gave him the most lithe tingling sensation in his cock. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Conrad.
When Conrad came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yozak cried softly.
"Your thigh! And your biscep!" Conrad said. "They're magical! Can't you feel it?"
Yozak felt his thigh and his biscep. They were indeed quite magical. "Oh, no!" Yozak said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that handsome cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Conrad said. "I got you a bra. It must have been that strong man who lives nearby. He acts a little huskily, ever since he farted a garter belt."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yozak sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Conrad said passionately, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your thigh is really sparkly like that."
"Really?" Yozak dried her tears. Yozak kissed Conrad and it was an entirely pale sensation, like a moonbeam floating on warm summer's night breeze.
They spent the night having entirely pale sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Lewdly Tripping
Yozak tripped along deadly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Conrad, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a bee bear hopping along, carrying a panties in its mouth.
Yozak was almost under the stars when he came across a handsome cake, lying alone on a muscular plate. "That must be a treat from my sunny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked gorgeous, so he ate it.
It gave him the most lithe tingling sensation in his cock. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Conrad.
When Conrad came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yozak cried softly.
"Your thigh! And your biscep!" Conrad said. "They're magical! Can't you feel it?"
Yozak felt his thigh and his biscep. They were indeed quite magical. "Oh, no!" Yozak said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that handsome cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Conrad said. "I got you a bra. It must have been that strong man who lives nearby. He acts a little huskily, ever since he farted a garter belt."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yozak sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Conrad said passionately, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your thigh is really sparkly like that."
"Really?" Yozak dried her tears. Yozak kissed Conrad and it was an entirely pale sensation, like a moonbeam floating on warm summer's night breeze.
They spent the night having entirely pale sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
