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Lewdly Tripping
Yozak tripped along deadly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Conrad, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a bee bear hopping along, carrying a panties in its mouth.
Yozak was almost under the stars when he came across a handsome cake, lying alone on a muscular plate. "That must be a treat from my sunny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked gorgeous, so he ate it.
It gave him the most lithe tingling sensation in his cock. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Conrad.
When Conrad came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yozak cried softly.
"Your thigh! And your biscep!" Conrad said. "They're magical! Can't you feel it?"
Yozak felt his thigh and his biscep. They were indeed quite magical. "Oh, no!" Yozak said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that handsome cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Conrad said. "I got you a bra. It must have been that strong man who lives nearby. He acts a little huskily, ever since he farted a garter belt."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yozak sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Conrad said passionately, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your thigh is really sparkly like that."
"Really?" Yozak dried her tears. Yozak kissed Conrad and it was an entirely pale sensation, like a moonbeam floating on warm summer's night breeze.
They spent the night having entirely pale sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Lewdly Tripping
Yozak tripped along deadly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Conrad, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a bee bear hopping along, carrying a panties in its mouth.
Yozak was almost under the stars when he came across a handsome cake, lying alone on a muscular plate. "That must be a treat from my sunny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked gorgeous, so he ate it.
It gave him the most lithe tingling sensation in his cock. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Conrad.
When Conrad came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yozak cried softly.
"Your thigh! And your biscep!" Conrad said. "They're magical! Can't you feel it?"
Yozak felt his thigh and his biscep. They were indeed quite magical. "Oh, no!" Yozak said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that handsome cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Conrad said. "I got you a bra. It must have been that strong man who lives nearby. He acts a little huskily, ever since he farted a garter belt."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yozak sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Conrad said passionately, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your thigh is really sparkly like that."
"Really?" Yozak dried her tears. Yozak kissed Conrad and it was an entirely pale sensation, like a moonbeam floating on warm summer's night breeze.
They spent the night having entirely pale sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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Another one
Ganju and Hannatarou were out for a timid Valentine's walk with a broom. As they went, Hannatarou rested his hand on Ganju's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so squidgy, Ganju was filled with mushy dread.
"Do you suppose it's squishy here?" he asked clumsily.
"You horny silly," Hannatarou said, tickling Ganju with his energy pill. "It's completely fermented."
Just then, a lecivious salamander leapt out from behind a gunpowder and injected Hannatarou in the mouth. "Aaargh!" Hannatarou screamed.
Things looked husky. But Ganju, although he was passionate, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a dishrag and, like the best part of the tuna., beat the salamander huskily until it ran off. "That will teach you to inject innocent people."
Then he clasped Hannatarou close. Hannatarou was bleeding leciviously. "My darling," Ganju said, and pressed his lips to Hannatarou's cock.
"I love you," Hannatarou said passionately, and expired in Ganju's arms.
Ganju never loved again.
Re: Another one
Best part of the tuna...XD XD XD
I struck Viagra with this one...
Ganju stepped leciviously out into the lecivious sunshine, and admired Hannatarou's mouth. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a squishy sight."
Hannatarou climbed off the gunpowder and walked yes across the grass to greet his lover. Ganju patted Hannatarou on the cock and then tried to inject him clumsily, but without success.
"That's all right," Hannatarou said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not squidgy," Ganju. "Not as squidgy as the time we injected with a broom."
Hannatarou nodded huskily. "We were husky back in those days."
"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ganju said. "Everything seems horny and timid when you're young."
"Of course," Hannatarou said. "But now we're mushy, we can still have fun. If we go about it passionately."
"Passionately?" Ganju said . "But how?"
"With this," Hannatarou said and held out a passionate energy pill. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to inject."
Ganju swallowed the energy pill at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to inject passionately. They injected like the best part of the tuna.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Re: I struck Viagra with this one...
This was awesomeness!! *dies*