kiramaru7 | Cross-posted from hetachallenge & hentai contest

Title: The Best Present, Ever!
Characters: Prussia, Germany
Challenge: Holiday Winter Challenge - 31 Fics in 31 Days (Typical)
Rating: M
Summary: Prussia gets a great Christmas present from his best friend, France…
Author’s notes: This was inspired by something my friend, Kat, said to me… Also written for Hentai Contest’s Hentai Holidays
Word count: 666

For Kat, with awesomeness…

On the first day of Hentai Holidays my true gave to me a horse dildo…

Prussia was sitting at the kitchen table, wrapping presents for his friends and family. Most of the gifts were serious in nature, like a sweater for his brother’s boyfriend-in-all-but-name, Italy, and a bottle of cognac for his friend, Austria. Then there was pretty lingerie he bought for Hungary and Caesar Milan’s latest book on dog training and a couple of cookbooks for his brother, Germany. Then there were the special presents, ones that had an equal amount of thought put into them as the more serious ones, but they were of a more frivolous nature. Things that fell into this category were some anime porn on DVD for his brother, a couple of gift cards to Italy’s favorite gelato place, Goodfellas on DVD for Italy’s older brother, Romano. He wrapped a pair of fur lined handcuffs, a bottle of nice Italian wine, and a white man-thong with a tomato on it for his best friend, Spain along with a note telling him to share the wine with Romano, before using the rest of his gift. For his other best friend, France, he also purchased a bottle of French wine, a “kiss the cook” apron, and a cookbook along with a note telling him to try giving England some “cooking” lessons.

Gilbird fluttered about, pecking at the bits of wrapping paper, while tweeting the occasional piece of advice. His brother’s dogs lounged at his feet, which Prussia found to be particularly handy as Aster was doing a good job keeping his feet warm. All in all, it was a typical afternoon of preholiday fun and as Prussia finished wrapping up a bottle of vodka for Russia, he could hear his brother arriving home from his errands. The dogs getting up and running from the kitchen to the front door, was a sure sign Germany was here. Prussia grinned at the thought of homemade stollen and schweineohrchen, and he got up to clear the table off so his brother could just start his holiday baking.

“Hey, West! Get your shopping done?” he asked as his brother entered the kitchen.

“Yeah…” Germany said as he set the grocery bags on the table. “I need to go back out to my car. I stopped at the post office to drop off my Christmas cards, and there was a package there for you. I had to sign for it because it was huge.”

“Yeah?” Prussia frowned. He wondered who was sending him what obviously was an awesome gift if the size alone was anything to go by. “Who’s it from?” he mused out loud, never expecting an answer, as he helped put the groceries away.

“France.”

Prussia laughed. It was definitely even more awesome than he thought. “Want me to go get it?”

“No… I’ll be right back.” Germany left. He returned, a few minutes later, with a large box. “Here,” he said as he handed it to him. Despite his curiosity being piqued, Germany was not sure he wanted to know what France had sent.

Prussia, on the other hand, was eagerly opening the package. Inside the box was a large wrapped cylinder and a note. He opened the note and read:

My Dearest Prussia,

Knowing how much you love your horse, Blitzkrieg, I got you something to remind you of him.

Love and kisses,

France

PS: I didn’t know if I should get you the one that would fit in your ass, or the life-sized one…

Prussia eagerly tore the wrapping paper off and laughed. France had sent him a large anatomically correct, down to the size, horse cock dildo. As much as he loved the big black Friesian, he did not love him that much. Still, the look on his brother’s face was priceless when he saw it. Especially when he mentioned it was a strap-on and he wanted to play. As far as Prussia was concerned, this was the best present ever!