writing meme: I love you! for Vexed

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I love you!

By kira

For Vexed-chan… (Thanks for letting me borrow the kitsune!)

Prompt: Love
Pairing: Ban/Jak
Fandom: Inuyasha
Word count: 322




“Whatchya doin’?” Bankotsu asked as casually as he could. He was getting awfully tired of all the little presents Shippou had been sending his paramour.

Jakotsu frowned as he looked up at him. “I’m just looking at the stuff Shippou gave me.” He could see his lover was angry, but he had no idea why.

Shippou my ass! I bet it’s that damned hanyou that’s sending you that shit! Bankotsu, seething with jealousy, did his best to sound nonchalant. “No reason… so what’d you get this time?”

“I got some more of those sweet things on a stick, a pot of some waxy stuff that smells and tastes like strawberries, and a cup of something…” The undead cross-dresser held up a cup of noodles. “He said it was Inuyasha’s favorite food.” Jakotsu giggled.

“Oh really?” the seventeen year old zombie said dryly.

“Yeah… What’s wrong, Aniki-chan?”

“Nothing…”

“You sure?” the cross-dresser asked. “You seem awfully upset over ‘nothing.’ If you want, you can have the cup of stuff.” Jakotsu smiled.

I don’t want it! I’d rather have you! Rolling his eyes, Bankotsu reached out and took the cup of noodles away from his paramour. He neatly tossed it over his shoulder, and taking a deep breath, he shouted, “I LOVE YOU!” instantly regretting it the minute the words left his mouth.

Jakotsu giggled. “I love you too, Aniki-chan.” Don’t tell me you’re jealous of the kitsune! It hurts, doesn’t it? Now you know how I always felt when you flirted with all those girls… he thought smugly.

Bankotsu, watching the play of emotions running across his paramour’s face as Jakotsu figured out was upsetting him, turned beet red.

“It’s okay, Aniki-chan…” the undead cross-dresser purred. He moved closer to his equally undead lover, throwing his arms around him, and pulling him close. “There’s only one man I love…” He kissed the seventeen year old. “And it’s nice knowing he loves me back.”

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[vexed_wench]

"Good , I don't know what the big deal is it's not like she has a penis or girl bits." Shippo informed him mater of factually."Rather sad she has no bits at all. Did they tell you she was a she cause if they did they lied. What are better boy bits or girls bits?"

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Bankostu laughed and Jakotsu giggled.

"Girl/boy bits," the two zombies chorused.

[vexed_wench]

"Well yea what is better to have under your kimono's boy parts or girls?"

Lady Kaede told me all about the difference between boys and girls.

"Didn't you have a Lady Kaede to tell you about this stuff? Or do we need to go see her as well."

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"That depends..." Bankotsu said, being diliberately vague.

"Yeah," jakiotsu added. "And as for Kaede, I didn't need one, I'd seen lots of nookie at your age," he said as if that was no big deal.

[vexed_wench]

Nookie ...is that like a noogie. Inuyasha gives me those and they hurt. You poor thing. *pats both of their arms*

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Jakotsu's face lights up at the chance to edudacte the kistune on the wonders and palesures of nookie. Just as he opens hsi mouth to day something Bankoptsu firmly clamps hsi hand over it. "Shut up@!" he hisses in Jakotsu's ear.

[vexed_wench]

"Why can't I know ? Is it a secret? I am big? I am older than both of you? Tell me! "

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"You're what?!" Bankotsu blinked.

"You cna't be older than us,, you're just a lil kid," Jakotsu gigled.

"Yeah..."

[vexed_wench]

"Good thing you guys are pretty..."
"Youkai age differentially if I were a human I would be 80."

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"Uh... thanks," Bankotsu said.

Jakotsu giggled. "You think I'm pretty?"

Shippou nodded.

"You're kidding!" the undead leader of the Shchinintai exclaimed. "You're THAT old?!"

[vexed_wench]

"Jakotsu there isn't anyone anywhere that is prettier than you!"

"Bankotsu how old did you think I was?"

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The cross-dresser giggled happily as he hugged Shippou. "Awe... thank you. You're kinda cute yourself."

Bnakotsu rolled hsi eyes at their "love-fest." Coughing, he said, "Five, maybe six summers tall..." He shrugged.

[vexed_wench]

"Jakostu , please tell me he is NOT the brains in this outfit? You Guys are working for a hanyou and your are ...clueless."
Shippo really was confused.
mumbles *How did you survive with out me?*

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Bankotsu glared at him. "HEY!! I'm not an idiot!! I don't trust that bastard farther than I can spit!"

"Yeah, Aniki-chan is really smart, Shippou."

[vexed_wench]

"if you say so Jakotsu , I trust you."

"So Bankotsu how far can you spit?"

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"Come're and I'll show," Bnakotsu said dryly.

Jakotsu giggled, and and picking up the kistune, he cuddled Shippou. Peering over the cross-dresser's shoulder he stuck hi tongue out at Bankotsu.

The undead leader of the Shichinintai was clearly not amused and Shippou squeaked in fright, hoping he hadn't pushed his luck with him too far.

"Did I hug you too tight?" Jkaotsu asked.